The superior quality of its majesty — kitchen mosaic backsplash
(5 min read) Summer is halfway through and most of us are considering some home-renovations and innovations before another wave of the pandemic hits. The quarantine can be an even more tedious business if your come is always the same and if you keep having the same issues over and over again. We always try to present you with solely the best solutions when it comes to home improvements in this blog and this article is no exception to that. Today we will chat about one of the most useful and aesthetically pleasing kitchen features — mosaic backsplash.
The main purpose of the backsplash is in its name “back-splash”, meaning that it protects the wall from water damage. However, this base purpose of a mosaic backsplash gets a much wider aspect in the kitchen. Aside from the water splashes, in the kitchen, your walls are endangered by frying oil, grease, your crazy two-head kitchen-mixer (if you’re me), etc. That basically means that the kitchen backsplash covers a broader surface than that of the bathroom. Once you’ve installed a mosaic backsplash on your kitchen wall, you won’t have to worry about ugly yellow wall-stains any longer.
Being that it is one of the rooms with the most traffic, the kitchen is always in danger of becoming monotonous. Unless you are some Gordon Ramsey acolyte, your kitchen is usually the domesticated center of the household routine. With that in mind, your backsplash can make or break a kitchen. So before you go for those lovely, boring white tiles that will “fit in perfectly” with the rest of your kitchen, think carefully. Do you really want everything to fit and become yawn-inducing after three months? Or do you want a cleverly composed delight of a mosaic backsplash that will make every breakfast joy and every cooking escapade a magical adventure? Uh-huh. Mosaic backsplash it is!
Ahhh the maintenance! Hours upon hours of product choosing and soaking and scrubbing and cleaning and polishing. Now imagine if there was no need for that. Have you imagined? Okay. Now draw a pentagram and put animal skulls on the four corners of the world and start chanting… I’m joking of course! You haven’t actually kill your neighbor’s dog already, have you? Pshish! That was close. See there is no need for you to scrub like a madman and dive into the occult to have a low-maintenance kitchen. Our kitchen mosaic backsplashes require almost no maintenance whatsoever. Just wipe the water off bro, it’s that simple!
I know, I know. It was much easier choosing your dingy old square kitchen wall tiles that matched perfectly with its monochrome unisex surroundings. (Yes, I said unisex, sue me.) And now, because you’ve decided to actually do something fun and extraordinary for your kitchen, you’re in a bit of a pickle. Now you can choose between ceramic, porcelain, glass, marble, stone and more, for your gloriously abstract or homey and warms mosaic backsplash scenery. Not to mention all of the various material combinations you can go for. Just let your imagination run wild, like a horse stung by a bee, or a rhino that just saw his first human. Ehhh, just imagine…
Bro, once you’ve opted for a kitchen mosaic backsplash, you’ve opted for a masterpiece of art that will last virtually forever, or until you yourself decide to change it. Even if by some miracle your mosaic backsplash gets chipped or damaged, you can always just replace that one small piece. How can it be damaged? Well, I dunno, lemme think… Okay, hear me out. What if, in the faraway future, there are robots that work for the evil government, and one of your descendants called Trevor works for the resistance, so the robot trashes the house Trevor inherited from his awesome great great great cousin looking for some important documents, and in the process damages the mosaic backsplash by repeatedly hitting it with its hand made of galvanized steel? There. So you see, it could happen…
In conclusion, a kitchen mosaic backsplash may not solve all of your problems but it will most certainly make your life brighter and easier. Also, note to my great great great descendant: Dear descendant of my fabulous self, you can hide all your important stuff in the secret compartment behind the virtually indestructible kitchen mosaic backsplash. You’re welcome.